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A beatiful looking beast beast named CarryAnn, she loves sweets and pop-tarts.
i wants to be a dirty pop tart
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mexican babe brings sex to gringos olay
mexican chick comes to my door says
" senior I will clean house for U and fix your thing "
I muy bueno no charge mucho!!!!
I say, you are a mexican pop tart, velcome to caleefornia !
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Delicately placing a pop tart in between one's butt cheeks to resemble a pop tart in a toaster, and having another eat it out.
When you're hungry and horny in the morning, giving someone a french pop tart is a great way to start your day.
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Being a nerd ass pop tart means to get no play, no bitches and overthink everything. Really it’s just a bum who doesn’t do shit and expects everything to come to him and go his way.
Damn that dude Jackson is a nerd ass pop tart
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The act of specifically kicking someone's left thigh under the dinner table while there is a midget present.
Did you slap my pop tarts earlier?
1. When you take a pop tart, preferably uncooked, and smash it against someones head and in their hair. The sticky goo should get all in their making it difficult to get out.
2. Or when a man ejaculates inside a woman, and then takes a potato chip and scraping off all the semen and vaginal liquids and eating said potato chip.
1. OH!!! I just shoved a pop tart in your emo hair! You got an asian pop tart, poser bitch! Fuckin suck on that you emo shit!
2. Mmmm... that asian pop tart tasted sooo good, baby!
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A sexual innuendo used to depict a female using a pop tart, preferably cherry or hot fudge flavored, to pleasure herself early in the morning while in the shower. The pop tart will obviously turn soggy. This is often considered a delicacy in high-class societies around the world and is always eaten by a significant other present during the pleasuring in the shower.
Michelle: "Katie, did you eat breakfast yet?"
Katie: "Actually, I did already. My boyfriend and I shared a shower pop tart this morning."
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