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To not do something for a girly reason.
My girlfriend didn't want to help me cuz she had to go shopping. She's a purse out.
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"Oh Laura, don't tell me you're gonna let that dude get inside your mermaid purse just because he changed your tire?"
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'Purse pickles' (or 'pocket pickles') is a collective term for leftover condiments, side veggies, or other sauces kept on one's person after a meal, in anticipation of the next meal.
Purse pickles are almost always acquired from fast food or fast-casual restaurants, and are almost always used on meals of those types.
Anyone who is frequently in possession of pocket pickles is a 'tartar toter.'
A variant of this term is 'glovebox garnish,' which applies to similar items which are stored in a vehicle.
Any vehicle which frequently contains glovebox garnish is a 'tartar trove.'
Hungry Taco Lover: "God, these tacos are so dry. What kind of purse pickles you got?"
Tartar Toter Friend: "I've got some jalapenos and hot sauce from when we went to Taco Time yesterday."
Hungry Taco Lover: "Awesome!"
A surprise discharge of shit that you never felt coming - more solid than a shart.
It came out of nowhere and I felt the weight - I knew it was a Shepherd's Purse
Sexual position where the man puts his "eggs" (testicles) into the woman's vagina. It is not recommended to try this position as foreplay, as its much more comfortable for the man post-coital.
Especially popular on Sunday mornings.
Corey's friends were a bit disgusted when he showed them a photo of the Easter Purse he gave his wife.
Using ones vagina as a means of transporting items from one place to another.
Little Timmy; Hey mom, how do you plan on taking those gummy bears from the candy shop into the movies?
Mom: I'm simply going to sneak them in by tucking them away up in my pussy purse.
Son: I think I may have just thrown up in my mouth.