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someone foolish, someone of little intelligence.
Bob is such a Jack Rod for telling angie what i said.
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Also referred to as dick, cock, penis, ram rod, tree trunk, shift stick, or clit stick. It's a boner that is in a pussy at least 8 hours a day. Also when ur dick smells like old lady clam chower
Person one: Dude my dick is in ur mom all day every day till she dies.
Person 2: man ur such a clam rod
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Person 1: man I did this old cougar last night and now I have a clam rod
The most vile look any being could possibly give you. It makes you feel less alive anytime you think about it.
I was at the grocery store the other day and this creepy hobo gave be the Rod look as I exited with my bags, I ran for my car right after!
The single greatest sports broadcasting team in the business. They have become very popular in recent months and the Mario and Rod fan club has sprouted up around Comerica Park. Usually the love from fans they receive is written across many bare male chests.
Rod-isms: "Woweee!" "...and Mario, Bradon Inge has been absolutely stellar down there at 3rd base" "Now if you're Jim Leyland..."
Mario-isms: "Mario Impemba alongside Rod Allen" "...Night-cap" "right on cue"
After I got home from a late night at the office, I saw the Tigers replay on FSN with Mario and Rod
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A person with roller coaster like emotions, usually beginning with intense anger bursts followed by extreme joy as if someone flipped a switch. Excessive talking of the douche dialect. Commonly known to be of spanish origin.
A person who doesn't handle their alcohol well. Jackass induced behaviors after consuming a minimal amount of alcohol.
Boss was so annoying today, he's such a Joot Rod.
That Joot Rod is rolling around on the floor again, how much did he have to drink?
He's looking a little lopsided in the scrot department, very Joot rod-like
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Sper: Riise, I think Max is sleeping.
Riise: Yo, Basz light that chief rod.
Sebass: After I finish this FIFA game.
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Seinfeld slang for a fake mechanical part used to jack up the price on your ignorant azz.
Mechanic: "You're gonna need a Johnson rod."
El Stupido: "Oh, a Johnson rod. Well ya better put one of those on there."
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