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A secret code for porn
Dude, want to watch some Russian bagel?
When you cum in a girl's eyes and slap her ears simultaneously
She said she loved me, right as she was blowing me. I gave her a Russian Flashbang and got the hell outta there.
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If you hear someone shout this at an airport, act dead
Remember, No russian * elevetor opens* *people screaming their last screams as people are getting shot up by a M249 Saw*
A Russian Hat refers to the act of taking a dump in the hood of someone's hoodie and pulling it up over their head.
"Hey Billy, I just gave Matt a Russian Hat"
An elaborate method of committing suicide (i.e. intentionally killing yourself), accomplished by shooting yourself 3 times in the back of your head then tying your dead body up in the trunk of a car.
Russian citizen: He got shot 3 times in the back of his head and they found his body tied up in the back of a car? I suspect foul play.
Putin: You are mistaken. Clearly is suicide. Russian suicide.
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Russian Hug
(noun) Missionary Sex
Vladimir; 'Give me a Russian Hug'
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panty stuffing in the butthole, bake at 98.6 degF while you take her to pound town, pull them out of said butthole when you get ready to blow and put the cock butter on the panties and feed them to her and call her Anastasia
With her loose butthole and small thong, she had all of the ingredients for some Russian cornbread