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Similar to a baked sale, a baked sai is a bake sale in which everyone is high and also is on a boat.
A. Did you hear about the baked sail week?
B. No
A. I was like tripping balls and we donated about 15$ to help fight cancer. And we were on a boat.
B. How much did it cost?
A. About 500$, and the cush was about 1,500$
B. Are you KIDDING ME? WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU JUST DONATE THE MONEY IN THE FIRST PLACE
A. Because then I wouldn't have been able to say it was a baked sail
B. when are you gonna grow up and get a job?
A.You think you're better than me because you got accepted into college?
B. I overheard Clair tell my mom that she wishes I was her son and not you
A. No, you didn't
B. I did too, she said that all you ever do is spend the rest of your dad's life insurance
A. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PUSSY!
B. Soon the life insurance money is gonna whare out and your gonna have to face reality
A. At least my girlfriend doesn't sleep with the whole fucking town
B. TAKE THAT BACK
A. she is probably cheating on you right now!
B. Your mom said she wishes it was you instead of Bill
A. I fucked Sally
B. You did not you lying cunt
A. Yeah, here's her texts to me
B. You son of a bitch, ILL KILL YOU BASTERED!
A.where did you, get that knife?
B. DIE YOU JACKASS!
B. Oh no, what have I done? I have just committed a murder. I'm going to prison, My girlfriend, my house, my life, it's gone. Life is not worth living anymore. My girlfriend cheated on me, I killed my best friend, and now I'm going to spend the rest of my life in prison. I cant live like this. *cuts wrist.
This utilizes the same technique as the "Dutch Rudder" except you have no partner. So you are forced to use your other hand to move your arm.
Julie wasn't home so I couldn't do a dutch rudder, so I settled for the polish sail.
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A guy that's says he's so in love but will catch the wind and leave you high and dry when he's ready
Don't be a Sail Out typa nigga!
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Play on words for "Hail Satan"
At the church function, she yelled out 'Sail Hatan', just to be funny.
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I went to motorboat my girl last night but I was laughing so hard that I just blew on them instead...sail boating!
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When a girl gets on her knees and blows on your balls so hard they swing like a mast of a sail boat.
Last night my girlfriend got on her knees to suck my cock and instead she blew on my nuts..sail boating.
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You attach a huge-ass sail to your garage on a windy day and try to
out run the cops.
I wiped out when we went garage sailing and snapped my dick.
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