eating steak

Performing any sexual act. Usually used when referring to handjobs or blowjobs.

While you and your girlfriend are eating steak in the movies, I will wait outside.

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Steak Sauce

In other words: A1. First-class, excellent.

Dude! That new sled is steak sauce!

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Tennessee steak

Bologna. Trailer trash in Tennessee buy junk food instead of good food. Along with chips and soda they love bologna, which to them is what steaks are to the rest of us.

Billy Dan had him some nice Tennessee steak for lunch. It was 99 cents a pound at the Piggly Wiggly store.

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tube steak

Army lingo for the male sexual organ; the penis. Typically used in the phrase "tube steak & white gravy," a reference to an ejaulating penis, inserted into one of the drill/platoon/top sergeants' numerous gay slurs directed at subordinates.

"You're going to love the main course at the chow hall," the D.I. told the raw-ass recruit. "It's tube steak & white gravy and you can have all you want!"

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steak sauce

word used to explain something that is legendary or awesome

dude, that tie is steak sauce!

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hairy steak

It is a females vigina / unshaved for 8 weeks or more.
Female s private part in the 1970s.

Wow my girlfriend is lazy , she has one heck of a Hairy Steak . Gee golly I wish she had a weed whacker or a lawn mower.

Sewer Steak

Resembling mashed together modeling clay. The firmest member of the fecal family. Most often identified with having to be broken with a ruler or stick to properly dispose of. Known for it's painful, rectal stretching properties. Distinguished by its mottled color, similar to a marblized, aged uncooked steak. Brought on by an high fat, "tavern diet".

"after three hours at the bar, eating cheese curds, beer and that double cheeseburger, I went home and left a nasty Sewer Steak....."

"I hate it when Bob comes over.....he always leaves a Sewer Steak floating in the bowl."

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