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Outside the U.K., a word to describe people from a small town.
These people frequently have quirks in larger numbers or not shared by people from larger towns and cities.
Jimmy: why's that girl acting so strange.
John: She's from a small town. She's a Townie.
Jimmy: Oh.
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townies buy all their jewellwry from argos and their clothes from the market and jjb. they go around in groups of 30+, hang around outside corner shops and intimidate old people. they wear rockports, reeboks and trackies, usually in a very bright colour. they hav a fag superglued 2 their lips and all reckon they 'is ard innit mush'.
''oi mush, got a fag'' or ''oi u startin?'' if male
''look wot i chavved from superdrug'' or ''oi u startin?'' if female.
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a townie is someone who has no mind of their own and follows whatever trends happen to be most common at the time. they will always have disgustingly obviously fake, cheap-looking dyed "blonde" hair with about 2+ inches of d-a-r-k roots and will never (hell forbid!) be seen wearing black(!) clothing and hate anyone with a mind of their own (no wonder they haye shopping trolleys) townies are incredibly vain too, they spend forever infront of a mirror piling on fake tan and makeup, and gawping lovingly at themselves. they also wear painfully small, tight clothing and are constantly "getting off" wit heach other.
i was outside mcdonalds and i walked by this disgusting barbie (?) pink car and a townie was hanging out the window with the roof down and she had about 20 mirrors aimed on herself trying to gaze at herself from every angle when i walked by she gave this annoyingly fake, high giggle "tee-hee oh look bethie! its a gothic person! tee-hee!" then she wend back to heaping on makeup and gazing at herself.
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if u see a townie, kill it b4 it opens its mouth. if it does they r tryin 2 insult u.
townie1: lets go pull innit!
townie2: i can't, ma sis is at ome waitin 4 me
townie1: buzzin innit
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A walking waste of skin who excels only in making me and society feel violently ill and disgusted at the mere sight of one and who's only purpose in this world is to make me hate it even more.
Nuff Said.
Townie: Fuckin' dotty gweb
Me: Fuck you.
Townie: You bein' fuckin cheekeh?
Me: Yes, now go away.
Townie: YA FUCKIN' STAR'IN?!
Me: Not really no.
*Scum hits me*
*I hit Scum back*
Townie: What da fuuuuuuck
*Scum runs off like a disabled monkey, probably to go crying to his 'Big Brufa' or his 'Cru'*
Pathetic.
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Townies are primitive, deprived fucking gay lords, often hanging around in a large group, using their own language. Passers-by suffer abuse in this language (they know it is abuse because of the more arrogant way the main townie talks and his body language eg. a shagging movement). No one really understands/gives a shit if they're 'starting' cuz no one can really blame them. The females are usually pregnant by the time they're twelve and the guys are often dead by the time they're 30 because of all the fags and booze they drink. Therefore definiton of a townie: loada bollocks.
Townie: Yeh you like well FIT bitch! Do m'fava and gimme soma'that! *shagging movement*
Normal person: My bfs over there :|
Townie: Yo like startin' on me bitch? wanna see what i got do ya? i is bling n dont need no trouble from ya aite?
Normal person: you're an unsophisticated grotesque interlocuting pontificial unsentient fuckwit.
Townie: ....................yo starting on me bitch?
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1. Someone who lives in 'town' and has adopted every mental and social flaw associated with overcrowded living conditions.
2. People who try to constantly start fights to show how hard they are - this is actually a huge irony as they're cowardly bastards that will run away unless their group of 'geezers' outnumbers yours at least 10 to 1.
3. People who drive XR3i's, or escorts with a stolen XR3i logo superglued onto the back.
4. People who work in factories because they are stupid, and they need to earn a lot of money doing a shit job to finance their Helly Hansen wardrobe and other various 'mush' outfits.
5. Retards beyond redemption that -hate- free thinking people who don't read The Sun newspaper.
Ah fuck, cross the road there's a horde of knuckledragging townies walking this way.
You can't go out for a pint these days without some townie prick starting a fight.
I used to like this girl until I realised that she's a fucking dozy townie slapper.
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