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Humerous witticism used in order to deflect criticism from the fact that you have just let rip with a stench that would choke a monkey to death. Generally used as a witty riposte by the educated whilst in polite society.
Charming old Colonel - "good God what was that noise?"
Wilde - "I was just calling a taxi for Brown my good man"
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porn where the taxi driver has sex with the customer at the back of the taxi (great thing to wank over)
did you guys see the episode of fake taxi where he did a titty wank. that shit got me horny!
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obviously taxi misspelt, cause i figured that if i sent you to Taxi you would be overwhelmed by yellow canaried people eaters and 4 foot crab stabbers that cant drive...
hot chick' but i like the taxi's
J' mmm, so
hot chick' we can get Caunky ;)
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Similar to the "shocker". Instead of 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink. There's 1 in the pink (the taxi driver) and 2 ini the stink (the passengers)
I gave Brady's mom a taxi cab last night.
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When you get to a cab office and there is no taxis and nobody in the office. Get on the radio and shout
"ALL UNITS BACK TO BASE"
The fastest taxi back to the office will win your custom!
Not only will this manovere get you home fast and safelty it will also win admiration from your peers!
Cox - Oh you fucking shit cunt wanka theres no taxis?
Farnsworth - Never fear james i shall hijack the taxi office and play taxi roulette!
(Taxis come flooding back to the office)
Cox - You really are my hero, please will you cleveland steamer me when we get home!
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A taxi or cab company that is notorious for hiring dangerous drivers; making it safer to walk to your destination than to ride in the cab from that company. Death Taxis sometimes offer lower rates to counterbalance the fact that you are risking your life to an unsafe degree by getting in the car.
Leonard: Oh, there's a taxi that can take us to the mall.
Gerald: No! I've ridden with them before, and I always end up with a Death Taxi!
The act of parallel parking by nosing directly into the space between two parked cars, driving the front wheels up over the curb and onto the sidewalk, and then dropping them back down over the curb, back onto the street. Perfected by drivers of Checker Cabs in a hurry. Warning: This tactic only suitable for a large ghetto cruiser as it tends to trash the front suspension.
Bill's tranny wouldn't go into reverse, so he taxi parked, right in front of a cop.