Random
Source Code
Random
this is accomplished by making a surprise-dry run at a females anus.
This cannot be a simple push in, you must be at least two steps behind the female and, she must be taken by surprise AND cry afterwards.
Tom: Dude what happened to your eye?
Jerry: Mary hit me.
Tom: Why did she hit you?
Jerry: I jumped my dick in her ass dry. After she stopped crying from the Dirty Tebow I gave her she slapped the shit out of me.
Tom: Wow, you deserved it ya asshat.
19👍 9👎
Very similar but not to be confused with "the Dirty Sanchez." The Dirty Tebow is when you're doing anal, pull out and instead of drawing a mustache above the girl's lip you draw a streak under each of her eyes. The result looking like she's wearing those dark things Tim Tebow puts on his face on gameday. Writing a message in either streak is optional.
"I thought about trying to get back together with Cathy, but I don't want to touch that since I know Nate gave her a Dirty Tebow."
39👍 23👎
A clause stated when you are picking football games for money or fun that allows you to change Florida as a winner or loser based on whether Tim Tebow will be playing or not.
Hey who are you picking this weekend? I'm going to go with Florida I think. Wait, did we establish the Tebow Clause this week?
17👍 9👎
The greatest thing to ever happen to Christianity in America.
Bible stores have probably doubled sales because of Tim Tebow.
119👍 93👎
While tebowing, you drop your ball sack into an unsuspecting chick's mouth...
Holy shit dude, so I was tebowing at the beach yesterday and I flipped my sack outta my shorts and into some chicks mouth. It was tebow baggins meets Jersey Shore, but less crabs
6👍 2👎
A mancrush. This is subset of the typical bromance where one man is impressed or aroused by the usually dubious accomplishments of another.
Particularly applicable when one christian man is excited about the accomplishments another christian man.
Named after the christian quarterback of the Denver Broncos, Tim Tebow.
That guy has such a Tebow-ner for his buddy and the guy is actually a tool that did accomplish a damn thing.
9👍 4👎
Formerly known as the pull-and-pray method, when a man pulls the goalie during coitis. This new and improved method involves getting down on one knee and saying a prayer after spraying man slime on the belly of the lucky lady.
I was way too drunk to use a condom, so I used the Tebow Method instead.