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a weird name for the day when everyone is supposed to eat kebab
WOW Im gonna eat so much kebab today!
dude! Its 911 why are you eating the terrorists food!!??
the number you call if you want to join a terrorist organisation
if you want to commit suicide in a fancy way call 911
…when you have to tell your best friend at the airport, that you have been in love with him for 15 years, before he leaves to Germany
The police firefighters and medics there when you need them (especially when you choke on your spit)
911 happened in 1962 when a trans-racial duck flew half a shopping cart into the side of a train station in India. killing 2977 people (Including Adolf Hitler who was shopping for waffles at the time)
People told him to stop. but sadly, he couldn't understand Mexican.
"I hate jokes about 911, they never land"
The number you call when a motherfucker enters your property.
I called 911 and the freaking police came after 2 hours!