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The police firefighters and medics there when you need them (especially when you choke on your spit)
Something to use when you had an affair with your friends wife and you think he's come to your house with a double barrel shotgun.
911: He murdered my kids, raped my wife, burned my house, blew up my car and stole my shoes. I'm calling the police.
A term Lady Gaga used in her song "911" meaning antipsychotic
pop a 911 then pop another one
911 happened in 1962 when a trans-racial duck flew half a shopping cart into the side of a train station in India. killing 2977 people (Including Adolf Hitler who was shopping for waffles at the time)
People told him to stop. but sadly, he couldn't understand Mexican.
"I hate jokes about 911, they never land"
my number A.K.A the number you call when you or another have been harmed harmed or in danger
call me ;))
bro 1: dude i'm bleeding out
bro 2: bro call 911
bro 3: broseph he can't he's dying
bro 2: out shit yeah
a weird name for the day when everyone is supposed to eat kebab
WOW Im gonna eat so much kebab today!
dude! Its 911 why are you eating the terrorists food!!??
The number you call when a motherfucker enters your property.
I called 911 and the freaking police came after 2 hours!