Where were you?
Partaking in the Bulgarian weight loss program.
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The Bulgarain Ankle Wank originated in the Dupnitsa area circa 2000.
It is the act of squatting with ones manhood positioned between the ankles, then bouncing rhythmically until climax
I'm going home for a Bulgarian Ankle Wank
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Verb:The Act of Shiting into the asshole of another individual While the other individual shits at the same time.
Last night me and Jesse did the Bulgarian Mudtunnel in his house, Shit was everywhere!
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When a guy from a great height takes a watery shit all over a load of people partying
Yo Dude did you get invited to Gibbs party?
No man, but i'm gonna take a load of laxative, sneak into the rafters then give them all a Bulgarian Carpet Bomb
Woah Dude Rightgeous
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When a man of African Decent that is bald and has glasses wearing a blue plaid shirt is inside of a McDonalds and says "should I dip my burger like this, like this, should I dip my burger like this" and proceeds to eat it after covering the entire thing in ketchup.
"fellows in Paris got me Bulgarian armpit tourture"
"Bulgarian armpit tourture happened to my buddy Eric once."
when a guy puts his nuts over the eyes of a female and places his penis near the top of the mouth.
Steve gave Cynthia a Bulgarian Gas Mask... She loved it.
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The process of delicately pulling apart your partners anus forming a bowl, once the Anus is appropriately stretched to satisfaction fill the anal bowl with 2% milk and desired cereal. After your meal is prepared vigorously perform oral sex on your parters anus while having a nutritional breakfast. After you bowl is empty kiss your partner on the mouth giving them the classic Bulgarian Milk Mustache
Partner 1: good morning sweetheart all the dishes are dirty and Iโm gunna be late for work would you mind me giving you a Bulgarian milk mustache
Partner 2: sure