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When a horny woman decides to shove a earphone jack up her pussy. And it breaks.
Girl 1:why do you seem so grumpy today girl 2?
Girl 2:last night I did the headphone jack hack gone wrong..
Girl 1:I am so sorry that happened *starts aggressively making out with girl 2*
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This is also known as computer or technology sex
Ooh I put your plug in my headphone jack . Oof You made a computer pregnant and now she gave birth to USB Drive. You sick bastard
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the socially inappropriate incapacity to keep the noise from one's headphones from leaking all over nearby people (e.g., bus/subway/train passengers, coworkers)
The quiet car is sometimes soaked with headphone incontinence.
A person who loves there headphones a lot and will hurt any one who use them they only allow a few number of people to use there headphones.
That man over there is a Headphone Samurai don't touch his headphones
Headphones are things you can hear stuff with you can not so you can hear annoying people when using the headphones.
For my birthday I want headphones.
The best invention ever. Headphones open opprotunities and open you to a new musical world.
guy: Dude what is that dope device on your head.
Me: Broo these are my headphones. I use them to listen to Lucid Dreams by juice wrld
Those things you always forget in school
"Crap I forgot those things that go in your ears!"
"You mean headphones?"
"Yeah those."