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Some blind faggot who will backstab you no matter what. He cannot be trusted with anyone and is a Guatamalan faggot who's too pussy to ask out a girl. He plays guitar and boasts about it to cover up the fact he has a 2 inch dick.
Ugh it's Henry.
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A fat dumbass that his girlfriend doesn't like him and he skips thinking he is a smartass
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A name that traditionally is ascribed to jackass idiots who pretend to know things that they don't know. Facial features are typically marsupial-like or rat-like. Lies are typical, usually heads of dysfunctional households. Typically sociopathic or psychopathic.
Yo, who the biggest bitch you know besides Henry?
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A tall white boy from Texas who gives people an STD by just looking at them. Stands to the side at parties and waits women to come to him. Proceeds to finger them on the dance floor.
Did you hook up with a Henry tonight?
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He always wears jeans, and that short haircut.. sheesh..
Person 1: Yo buddy did you see Henry’s new haircut?
Person 2: it’s always the same.. don’t you get it now..?
Person 1: your right...
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Henry is a great guy. He is hella indecisive, and kind of whiny sometimes. He wheres super clonky shoes that hurt when he steps on your toes. He hates "ur mom" jokes, but it's quite funny when he gets pissed off about them. He is a mechanical man. He says he is stupid, but it isn't true. He shines at shock value humor, and makes people quite exasperated. Henry, isn't the tallest, but he makes up for it with his personallity. He tends to chew on things like rubber, and then gets shocked when he swallows them. How many cups are under his bed will forever remain a mystery. Henry is loved by all, except homophobes, cause he is pretty gay lol. Henry, his impressions are interesting, especially of sex addicted men from the 60's. He doesn't sound like Elmo, but more like those old people that have been smoking for seventy years. He likes Nirvana, which is questionable, but the rest of his music taste is great. He hates musical theatre nerds; however, he likes reading Shakespear, like a fucking nerd. In all seriousnes, I love Henry's, and you should never let them go.
P.S. excuse the spelling and grammar, I am stupid.
Oh, it's Henry? Does he have a mullet today or is he bald? Is he actually gonna choose what we do today?
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