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Dog of wisdom

Dog of wisdom

Hi.
It's me.
I'm the dog.
My name is the dog.
Everyone likes me.
I'm cute.
I think i will
bark a nothing now,

*barks*

Who's that.
Coming up over the horizon in my sky.
Who dares?
It's me
The dog of wisdom.
I dispense wisdom
from my mighty
wisdom tooth.
Hi.
What is your wisdom?
Here is my wisdom:
If your ball
Is too big for your mouth,
it's not yours.
That's a good wisdom.
Thanks.
I also know a few
knock knock jokes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ball.
Ball who?
BallIEVE it or not
I'm walking on air
I never thought I could feel
so free-hee-hee!

by iosihbfsvibfs February 21, 2022


Pearl of Wisdom

A woman's clitoris.

He tried his best to make her Pearl of wisdom purr.

However, she didn't like him enough to let him continue.

by ZophiaLafeur June 22, 2020


wisdom kink

when one whispers deep proverbial bombs to stimulate sexual arousal

He made me cum three times last night by abusing my wisdom kink.

by Nucci from OW October 8, 2019


Butt wisdom

Noun.

Knowledge or wisdom learned afterward, like hind sight is 20:20. It is the important advice that came out the back end.

Man one: don't do it. Trust me it's a bad purchase!
Man two: shut up! You are just talking out of your ass!
Man one: Ma! I'm for real! Dropping some serious butt wisdom right here.

Man two: oh. Fo sho. If you've tried it then I trust you.

by SweetNettaTaTa August 31, 2016


Wisdom teeth

When you become yoda wise

Jack:I'm so smart! I'm yoda wise now!
Harry:what?
Jack:I got my wisdom teeth!
Harry: *scoffs* you weren't acting yoda wise at all, when you got them removed more of a jar jar binks wisdom

by Crypti September 20, 2019


Stall Wisdom

Anything written on the walls of a public toilet.

Dude 1: They still fail to understand why they are failing to understand.
Dude 2: Whoah, that's deep brah.
Dude 1: Read it on a wall when I was taking a dump.
Dude 2: Stall Wisdom...

by Shaheed Mantis. November 6, 2015


Bens-Wisdom

No matter what happens in life, drink VB’s.

Bought a new car? Drink VB’s!

Had a fight with the misses? Drink VB’s!

Lost ya wallet? Drink VB’s!

Got mugged? Drink VB’s!

Did the mugging? Drink VB’s!

Had a good root? Drink VB’s!

Got arrested for drink driving? Drink VB’s!

Got married? Drink a lot of VB’s

And always remember Bens-Wisdom knows best.

All problems in life can be solved by drinking VB’s.

All my problems went away after using Bens-Wisdom.

Everyday I be shuffling with Bens-Wisdom.

by Wycklesma May 28, 2021

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