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The act of kissing someone on the cheek with your puckered anus. The recipient of the Dragon Wink must be sitting at the time otherwise things could become difficult.
You remove your pants, spread your butt cheeks and move closer towards the person, close enough so that your anus is almost touching their cheekbone. Either side is fine. Then, provided you've shat recently, push out your anus a little so that it forms a pucker and the propelled anus bit touches the recipients cheek.
This is a Dragon Wink.
I gave Laura a Dragon Wink in the cafeteria.
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When one is given a full view of the anus ring.
What's that cat's deal it keeps giving me a Turkish Wink.
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when one is so intoxicated that one eye closes.
Man, i went to Ed's last night and he had a huge drink wink going on not to mention he smelled like Captain Morgans...
I've never seen Ed sober, hes always got a drink wink.
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when your dick hole opens and then closes for no reason, mostly happens after intercourse when the penis feels good.
Tom: "i gave mel a dick wink after i plundered that dungeon."
Gimp: "thats sick."
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A word used for a winky faces during chat with a more sexual meaning behind them.
Boy: Girl, you wanna come over?;)
Girl: Did you just use a kink wink on me?
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The man responsible for probably the only meme from Spy Kids that ever made it out of the Spy Kids orbit.
"SOMEBODY RING THE DINKSTER?" - Dinky Winks opening statement
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An emoticon that can be used in written form to pacify any offensive content that directly preceded it.
Once a safety wink has been used, it is impermissible to take offence at anything in the sentence it follows.
Similar to a wink, which is used in the written form to give tone to a phrase and indicate that what was written should be taken with a pinch of salt, the safety wink is reserved for occasions where there is a strong possibility of the sentence being perceived as highly inflammatory.
A> Hey.
B> Hi.
A> So I just found out that my mother has one month left to live.
A> It was cancerous.
A> I haven't stopped crying since I found out.
B> According to my calculations.
B> That means I'll only get to flood her anus with my man juice 27 more times till she's dead.
B> After that, who knows.
A> .
B> SAFETY WINK ;)
A> LOL!
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