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He tried his best to make her Pearl of wisdom purr.
However, she didn't like him enough to let him continue.
the grey hair that younger people get on their chin, usually before any other grey hairs appear. usually overweight beering guzzing goons who have partied their young but full life away prematurely
you might want to shave that wisdom chin yong fella
Anything written on the walls of a public toilet.
Dude 1: They still fail to understand why they are failing to understand.
Dude 2: Whoah, that's deep brah.
Dude 1: Read it on a wall when I was taking a dump.
Dude 2: Stall Wisdom...
Noun.
Knowledge or wisdom learned afterward, like hind sight is 20:20. It is the important advice that came out the back end.
Man one: don't do it. Trust me it's a bad purchase!
Man two: shut up! You are just talking out of your ass!
Man one: Ma! I'm for real! Dropping some serious butt wisdom right here.
Man two: oh. Fo sho. If you've tried it then I trust you.
Dog of wisdom
Hi.
It's me.
I'm the dog.
My name is the dog.
Everyone likes me.
I'm cute.
I think i will
bark a nothing now,
*barks*
Who's that.
Coming up over the horizon in my sky.
Who dares?
It's me
The dog of wisdom.
I dispense wisdom
from my mighty
wisdom tooth.
Hi.
What is your wisdom?
Here is my wisdom:
If your ball
Is too big for your mouth,
it's not yours.
That's a good wisdom.
Thanks.
I also know a few
knock knock jokes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ball.
Ball who?
BallIEVE it or not
I'm walking on air
I never thought I could feel
so free-hee-hee!
Jack:I'm so smart! I'm yoda wise now!
Harry:what?
Jack:I got my wisdom teeth!
Harry: *scoffs* you weren't acting yoda wise at all, when you got them removed more of a jar jar binks wisdom
No matter what happens in life, drink VB’s.
Bought a new car? Drink VB’s!
Had a fight with the misses? Drink VB’s!
Lost ya wallet? Drink VB’s!
Got mugged? Drink VB’s!
Did the mugging? Drink VB’s!
Had a good root? Drink VB’s!
Got arrested for drink driving? Drink VB’s!
Got married? Drink a lot of VB’s
And always remember Bens-Wisdom knows best.
All problems in life can be solved by drinking VB’s.
All my problems went away after using Bens-Wisdom.
Everyday I be shuffling with Bens-Wisdom.
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