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The coolest and most awsome animal or should it be said God!Panda's are also very dangerous as they have claws,guns and knows kung-fu.
If you ever happen to run into one you must offer yourself for sex or it will kill you but dont fear as they can be very lazy and not do anything...
girl 1:Oh my i just ran into a panda and had to take of my pants but when it got up it just sat back down cus it was to lazy
girl 2:wow ur lucky poor sarah refused to give herself and the Panda ripped here head off and raped her dead body!!!
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Roaming through the woods, evading enemies (police), eating pandacakes in his Panda food shack, wearing nothing but black and white, this Panda lives on. Secksay beastie.
Look! It's a Panda!
My god, he's sexy.
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When a girl gives you head and you ejaculate in one eye and punch her in the other.
she will have one white and one black eye
also see pirate and scroll down to the sexual definition
"i once gave a woman a panda (with permission of corse) why she let me, ill never know."
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when you cum on a person's face and punch them in both eyes. the resulting bruised and cum laden face is known as 'the panda'.
'I love a little bukkake session...I also like it rough. PUNCH ME IN THE FUCKING FACE!'
"AIGHT, BITCH" *Thwat* Thwat*
"Yeahhhh" *Looks into the mirror* "I look like Kung Fu Panda"
THE PANDA
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1) A panda is a black person that dresses, talks, and/or acts white and loves Asian things, e.g. manga, anime, etc.
2) A panda is a white person that dresses, talks, and/or acts black and loves Asian things, e.g. manga, anime, etc.
3) A lazy person that much like a panda is too lazy to have sex and just eats instead.
4) A social event not focused in search for sexual conquest but instead to consume giant amounts of alcohol. In other words getting shammered.
1) Andre: Last night? I was was folding cloths while watching Naruto.
Deon: Panda.
2) Justin: Yo dawg you catch that bleach marathon on A.S. last night?
Bill : You're such a panda, dude.
3) Jenny: You want to have sex?
Jim: Nah. I just made tacos.
Jenny: Fucking panda!
4) Oh shit! This party is so panda.
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An attractive Asian girl. Usually from a Chinese background.
That girl is so yummy, she's such a panda.
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