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Ambush

Ambush, when you think youre surrounded by alot of females but it turns out their really all traps.

Man last night i was in da club and i waa surrounded by all these good lookin girls but i came to find out after checking them out closely and it turned out i was in a ambush! I had to get outta there fast homie!

by Q-baller September 8, 2018


Ambush

The feeling you get when you first glimpse your girlfriend naked and see that she doesn't groom her pubes.

"Damn, I got down with Jenny last night and she ambushed me with a 70's afro between her legs."

by littlesmokey June 7, 2013


Ambush

A fucking bitchass entity in the game Doors, Roblox.

P1: I just got killed by Ambush!
P2: THAT BITCH?!?!? YOU ALMOST MADE IT TO DOOR 100

by LeonGamer December 5, 2022


ambush

A reverse trap.
A female that pretends to be male.

Juri: "I'm an ambush!"

by pl4stik August 20, 2017


ambushed wetwork

a hairy pussy that has been beaten too many times and drips blood.

I was going to bang this chick, but her ambushed wetwork turned me away.

by SK9 January 31, 2009


Ambush Suck

When someone ambushes a male and starts oral sex without consent

"Man I just went to the bathroom and had the worst ambush suck to date!"

by Necrospunk April 14, 2023


ambush invoice

Fraudulent modern American method of surviving difficult economy. Most often utilized by persons age 25-38. The favorite trick of creative freelancers. You offer your services to a company or person perceived to have money. They of course do not hire you. You offer information or ideas via emails or phone calls they didn't ask you for. Then you start demanding pay for the above.

If they are smart and refuse to pay you, then you accuse them of a lie designed to hurt them, and email them an invoice that includes a threat that if they do not pay, you will spread lies about them on Google.

Don't laugh.

This is now widespread across America.

1. A company charges for what they perceive to be your fault (not being there, for instance) and then sends you an ambush invoice. They have not actually DONE anything.

2. You meet a group of freelancers for lunch. You don't hire any of them. They send you 1-3 emails during the following week asking questions about your project. Three days later, they invoice you. They have not actually DONE anything. You are being billed for the emails they sent you because they're about YOUR project, after all.

3. You ask a person a question on the phone. They answer you. It takes about 30 seconds. Three days to a week later, they invoice you $2500.

by Pinch1968 May 4, 2012