Beijing breakfast

A poached egg that's been pickling in a prostitute's vagina for three weeks, soaking in vaginal fluid and said prostitute's piss after she drank nothing but sake for a month

Man, before I go to work I always go to the red light district and buy myself a Beijing breakfast.

Beijing Butthole

When your farts are so bad the air is thick like a heavily polluted city.

After burrito night, Seth's farts were making the air unbreathable. He had a serious case of Beijing Butthole