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A student that is academically gifted in the study of biology. They live, breath, and sleep biology. All they talk about is biology. When biology is not being spoken of, they throw in a sentence that relates to biology. People think they are crazy for taking an AP Biology. They endure endless hours of homework, sleepless nights, and 19 paged tests every single day. They walk around with a blank look on their face when they are not in biology class because they are wondering where they are. They do not know what to do outside of biology class. They are awkward. They only know how to communicate logically with their fellow homo sapiens that take AP biology. AP Biology students are generally superstitious about staying away from tall buildings and pointy objects when they do not have biology class.
AP Biology Student #1 "Hey, I bet I got less hours of sleep than you!"
AP Biology Student #2 "I got 1 hour of sleep last night, top that."
AP Biology Student #1 "I got 0."
AP Biology Student #2 "I envy you."
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Tom: Hey man, wanna play Counter Strike?
James: Nah man, I'm doing the biology homework at the moment.
Dare Robertson gets bullied and stuff gets lit on fire.
I’m gonna go bully dare in Mrs. Spearmans Biology Class
When someone makes a joke about suicide you can say, "Stop she was in my biology class".
Did you hear about Meghan?
"STOP SHE WAS IN MY BIOLOGY CLASS!"
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AQA, being the shittest exam board ever known to humanity, did GCSEs to suck the life out of everyone in Year 11.
On the fateful morning of 16 May 2023, Biology Paper 1 is being done across the country. Instead of asking things on the fucking specification, AQA decided it would be a good idea to ask 16 year olds about anabolic steroids, leaf discs, types of chlorophyll, wavelength tables and disorder S, as well as asking Paper 2 stuff like sexual and asexual reproduction, while seemingly ignoring half of the bloody specification. Overall, this paper killed many hopes and dreams of year 11s, but hopefully it will lower the grade boundaries.
Student A: 2023 AQA Biology Paper 1 is finally here, how did you do?
Student B: Athlete D is jacked as hell fam
My biology paper 1 gcse 2018 was BULLSHIT
What facebook moms call people who don't want children, aka antinatalism.
Person 1: I don't really want kids.
Karen: Not wanting kids is anti-biology, anti-natalist, and absolutely horrible! You should be ashamed!
Person 1: ...