commercial-ing is when you drink a bottled beverage like they do on commericals for that drink.
comes after the fast drinking on commercial tv when someone is really tired and just swings back they neck and drinks it all.
yo i was so hungry that i was commercial -ing that gatorade.
jim just took that powerade and commercialed it, yo.
look at stacy, she is just commercialing that V8.
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Commercials that appear to come on so much that you would very much like to die, or destroy the tv. Like those commercials that say '...if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours...' Those drive me insane. And I don't understand the whole bathtub thing.
Timmy was just a bored little boy who enjoyed watching tv, when, all of a sudden, a repetitive commercial came on. He didn't think of it much until it had those same words as every commercial. He then proceeded to think of how he would pay money to actually get rid of commercials than actually have them advertized.
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To leave an excees deposit of jizz on a womans face
Yeah, I made a milk commercial out of that slooch!
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A commercial failure is a group that does not reach expectations of success, especially a group who's fanbase is loud with little to no action behind them.
please note: if 'the shoes fit' the term commercial failure may or may not lead to you getting suspended and any platform of choice. i.e. twitter by triggered kpoppies.
origin: @jungianbts
fandom: BTS ARMY
'your faves are nothing but commercial failures'
'commercial failures who bundles and still couldn't reach ______, how embarrassing'
'i am an army but i dont we should call other groups "flop". calling other groups "flop" is so petty. we can honestly do better. so step up the game and call them "commercial failures" like they are.'
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A person who doesn't take shit from anyone. Absolute badassary. Parades around like the big swinging dicks that they are. Work hard mentality. Most of them are alcoholics.
Wow that commercial plumber didn't take any shit from that power lineman.
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1)aspca commercial(adj.)- Something so sad, that will make almost anyone anyone cry till they die.
2)(adj).- a state of awkwardness when someone else cries because of something sad but you can't seem to shed a tear.
1)man, i just broke up with my girlfriend, it was like an ASPCA commercial.
2) I just had an ASPCA commercial moment right there, my girlfriend still cried because her dog died, I can't even put on a sad face. she now hates me
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Commercial Coma-
It happens when you are watching a show/movie, and it goes to commercial break. You soon forget what show/movie you were watching.
Mark: Hey, what, uh, what's the show we're watching?
John: Dude, we're watching Family Guy.
Mark: Uh, really? Are you sure?
John: Someone's got a serious case of commercial coma...
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