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Hey, i bought some condoms at the store last night.
My son watches hentai
Thank god I didn’t use a condom because hentai is how we spend our father-son bonding time together
To add condimients in the perfect ammount to ones food for them
"My fiance is epic, she not only made me a plate, but she condomized everything perfectly!"
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1.(noun) A sheath placed over the penis during intercourse to prevent the flow of semen. Used for prevention of STD's including, but not limited to, herpes, syphillis, and babies.
2.(noun) An insult. Used to describe a person whom one would rather not have around, but in some cases is good to have around anyway. See example below.
1. I practiced safe sex and used a condom.
2. A: John is coming over too
B: Oh, man. John is such a condom.
A: Huh?
B: Well, we don't really want him around, he puts a damper on the fun...but he's practical.
A: Huh?
B: He's a tool/douche, but he's also giving us a ride.
A: Oh, sweet word!
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Something Fred Trump should have used.
Fred trump should have worn a condom.
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The act of mounting a condom onto your penis, can also be used as 'Condomation'
Girl: You ready babe?
Man: One minute I have to Condomate
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