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a shit insult from 2021 made by a bunch of unfunny inbred american twats
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An old joke that some people rarely use to tick someone off...
"Hey! Guess what came in the mail today?"
DEEZ NUTS! HA GOTTEEM!
"I'm outta here..."
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A popular thing saying in a vine app
Guy: Guess what came in the mail
Person: what?
Guy: DEEZ NUTS
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I can't believe they got fired
Who??
DEEZ NUTS!!!
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Used in many ways just to simply show off your wonderful WANG
Person A speaks to person B
A) Hey Deez was looking for you!
B) Deez who?
C) *grabs wang) DEEZ NUTS!
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A phrase coming from popular vines(kinda like the 21 kid). It originated from some ugly ass black guy who looks like he's got his braces fucked in a toaster when he was 12 . The initial phrase starts when this hobo prank calls his friend as he claims to have something in the mail to where he replies with "Deez nuts, HA gotee" (btw: I dont know what the fuck he means by gotee, I dont speak retard"). Today this bum is an internet sensation, which is good cos it doesn't look like he's been to College.
Carl: Hey can you pass me the almonds
Mike: You mean Deez nuts, HA gotee!!!
Carl: Fuck you
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The greatest male dis of all time
John:you got tikets to the concert this weekend?
Lance:naw,who's playin?wheres it at?
John: deez nuts in your mouth
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