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The uncontrollable urge to swear at and flip obscene gestures at the assbag drivers all around you; verbal road rage.
I had a severe case of Driving Tourette's this morning with all the dipshits cutting me off and slamming their brakes for no apparent reason!
A Hard Drive on any computer that contains a serious amount of Porn (Jazz)
There should be at least a 70 / 30 ratio in favour of the porn over everyday applications, like Windows
I must have over 70 Gig's of Porn on my Jazz Drive
A mooning assault on innocent pedestrians or drivers. An assault occurs when the passengers bare their bottoms out of a car window whilst slapping their bare cheeks making loud noises. The driver will normally honk his horn to gain the victims’ attention.
There are a few types of drive by moonings. A regular drive by mooning will be a prearranged assault on a selected location. Mooning hotspots are places where large amounts of people congregate for maximum eyeful of bum.
Another type is the spontaneous mooning. This occurs on people out walking. The driver will slow to allow the mooners to disrobe as they rush to bare their bottoms before the target is reached.
Another form is the double bum offensive. This is when there is more than 1 passenger in the car. 2 people allows for both sides of the car to be covered allowing for mooning on the port or starboard sides.
If 1 passenger is in the shotgun position (front passenger seat) it allows targets to be greeted by 2 sets of shit cannons (bums) if the target is on the correct side of the car. 1 bottom from the front and 1 from the back. When 2 bottoms are bared, this is referred to as a 'Full Moon'.
There are occasions especially on a spontaneous moon that the mooners will not be able to get their pants down in time for a full-on 100% moon. If the mooners are unable to open the window in time or fully expose their bottoms, this is known as a 'Half Moon'. A half moon is regarded as a FAIL in the mooning community.
"I was happily drinking outside the pub when I heard a car honking. I turned around to find that I had been drive by mooned"
"I was eating my hotdog quite contently until I looked up and saw a car. Low and behold, I was the victim of a full moon. The full moon reminds me of cheese so I went an gorged myself on some full blown cheddar and now I'm the size of a garden shed. That full moon made me obsese!"
"It's unbelievable. I got an eyeful of some chaps shit cannon as I was walking my dog. It's the first drive by mooning I've ever been a victim of. It made me so mad that I choked my dog half to death."
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The act of a fat person driving in such a way that it reflects their loud, fat, lazy, and undisciplined personality. It is most often done in cars and vans from the 80s or late-model trucks. Fat-drivers always look unhappy in their automobiles.
"I tried to take a left into the parking lot, but some fat bitch was fat-driving down the center blocking both lanes."
"I wanted to back out, but some 400-pound guy in a Festiva is stopped behind me eating a chalupa. I honked so he'd pull forward, but he just looked at me while he struggled to breathe."
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I want to test drive this car.
I want to test drive this guy, make him see and PAY FOR a chick flick, and buy me dinner.
Let's test drive the ironing board.
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In military jargon to "drive lead" is to be an occupant in the first (or lead) vehicle in a convoy. Due to the prevalence of roadside IED's in current theatres the function of driving lead is often considered extremely dangerous.
Staff Sergeant: So who wants to volunteer to drive lead?
Everyone Else: *silence*
The act of listening to Drake whilst driving, particularly from the album Nothing Was The Same. The songs are emotional, which cause one's eyes to tear up and obstruct vision, leading to reckless driving. Drake Driving is typically happens when someone is driving home by themselves late at night and they are emotionally vulnerable.
Guy 1: I almost got into a crash last night.
Guy 2: Don't tell me you were Drake Driving again.
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