sheboygan hair dryer

Injuring your neck after after blow drying your hair after it becomes soaked in pickle juice the pickle jar explodes during the Sheboygan schmekle.

Ryan had a Sheboygan hair dryer after after unsuccessfully attempting the Sheboygan schmekle.

hand dryer

device for drying hands with

hand dryers often don't go well with bins. You know what happens afterwards!

Dryer Lint

A yummy meal.

Dryer lint is a yummy meal.

Elephant in a Dryer

A behavior women are irresistably attracted to in which a male suitor spins his flacid penis repeatedly while making elephant noises for effect.

The motion of the penis invokes a mental image of an elephant spinning around in a dryer, thus arousing the female into initiating sexual contact and ovulating uncontrollably.

Hey you!

(whips it out)
ELEPHANT IN A DRYER!

Female says "TAKE ME NOW!"