A Shoney Floater is when you pull over at each Shoney's restuarant along the interstate and take a shit in the toilet tank or the soap dispenser
Dennis holds the world record for the dropping the most Shoney Floaters in a 24 hour time frame.
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sudden heavy rain that floats dried horse or cow manure
we had a texas terd floater, now there's shit all in the yard
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the things that foat in your eyes , hackers and other kind of stuff like dust and so, and are realy iritating -.-'
-there's a f*king eye floater bugging me !
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Those annoying little pieces of shit that dance around in your eyes like it's a goddamn nightclub, they also can cause panic and anxiety in some people (Myself included)
These fucking eye floaters are starting to piss me off
To expend a single vacation day so that you may partake in illicit drug use from the comfort and privacy of your home.
After an exhausting week of back-to-back client meetings Dick could not wait to burn a floater on Friday.
When one deficates in another's toilet but not flushing it, leaving it for them to handle
God damnit! Robby left me a jimmy floater in my toilet!
THE ACT OF HAVING SOMEONE POOP ON YOUR CHEST WHILE YOU ARE ON A FLOATY RAFT IN THE BLACK SEA.
YO OTHER DAY I WAS CHILLIN N I GOT THIS DUM BITCH TO GIVE ME A SALTY FLOATER.