a horrible and mean teacher that makes you do random crap and offends you and is always out for you and I am sooooo sorry if he's your teacher
kid: shoot I have social studies!
Otha kid: crap man im soooo sry for u you have the grumpy gerbil!
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Reverse gerbilling is where a person tries to insert themselves into a gerbil's anus.
Very often has explosive results.
When Raoul heard the small muffled explosion and saw Manuel covered in gerbil guts, he knew he'd been reverse gerbilling again.
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A party where you put bagged wine on the walls and crawl around drinking from the bags like gerbils. There is often newspaper on the floor and it is contained to a single room for the full effect.
"Hey my parents are out of town this weekend!"
"Dope! I have some bagged wine, want to have a gerbil party?"
becoming gay, particularly in reference to an adult who has previously led a straight life
"He jumped the gerbil that night he went to the gay bar with Bruce."
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Person with fat cheeks like a gerbil, and messed up teeth.
Eww, Christine is a total gerbil face, just look at her teeth!
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its the setting on a vacuum cleaner to correctly suck a gerbil out of someones butt
"Get it out! Find the vacuumand make sure its on the gerbil setting!"
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This term is born out of a practice known as "Gerbil Stuffing" where after proper dilation of the anus (typically through vigorous homosexual activity) one man inserts a cardboard tube into another man's rectum. Once the tube is in place a gerbil (Meriones unguiculatus) is tucked into the tube and plunged deeper with broom handle or an erect penis. The man carrying the gerbil is then a Gerbil Smuggler.
He used to be straight but now he's a total gerbil smuggler.
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