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When a horny woman decides to shove a earphone jack up her pussy. And it breaks.
Girl 1:why do you seem so grumpy today girl 2?
Girl 2:last night I did the headphone jack hack gone wrong..
Girl 1:I am so sorry that happened *starts aggressively making out with girl 2*
This is also known as computer or technology sex
Ooh I put your plug in my headphone jack . Oof You made a computer pregnant and now she gave birth to USB Drive. You sick bastard
Someone who listens to loud/heavy/violent/extreme/etc music, but is forced to listen through headphones due to circumstance.
Guy one: Man, I love Metallica, but I have to listen with headphones because my mom hates it.
Guy two: I guess that makes you a Headphone Headbanger.
A pile of metal junk clumped together, by sick muffins.
person1: What do most people wear to listen to music privately?
person2: Headphones.
person1: Wrong! It's "Pile o' Junk"!
Headphones are things you can hear stuff with you can not so you can hear annoying people when using the headphones.
For my birthday I want headphones.
The best invention ever. Headphones open opprotunities and open you to a new musical world.
guy: Dude what is that dope device on your head.
Me: Broo these are my headphones. I use them to listen to Lucid Dreams by juice wrld
Those things you always forget in school
"Crap I forgot those things that go in your ears!"
"You mean headphones?"
"Yeah those."