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This is a very rare occurrence. It happens when you and your partner (male x female) have sex while eating mike and ikes. You guys are trying to have kids, so you don't use a condom. Later, you guys go to the doctor, and they tell you you're going to have two twin boys. Naturally, you name one Mike and one Ike because the fucking urban dictionary definitions are good. See idiot. Why any fucktard would have two twin boys named Mike and Ike confuses me out of my fucking skull, but it's an option i guess.
this pains me deeply, but i'll try and give an example.
Dr. Smith: Good news! You will be having two lovely twin boys.
Jenny: What should we name them?
Greg: Hmm... How about Mike and Ike?
Jenny: Those are such nice names!
Greg: *realizes he's retarded because he just pulled a mike and ike*
Greg: Thanks!
okay, now i can just sit here, slowly rot away, and pay dearly for what i've done to this world.
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the mood when a girl gets when she is emotionally retarded and wants to run away while you have done no wrong and you have been the perfect man
Sorry I have ike mood i'm not bored of you but i i gtg
referring to a man/woman’s penis/vagina, this means that the persons genetalia is “bubblegum pink”, frequently used by horny people in tiktok comment sections
Person 1: Look at this white boy he’s so hot
Person 2: Girl Ik it’s pink
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Ike Turner, phased in the youngbloodz song is a wife beater.
which is a t-shirt made famous by white trash
Posted up on the corner with some dickies and an ike turner, that a wife beater if you n****a don't understand my slang
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A word used by people to (hide) the (word) (ciggerettes) so others wouldn't (find out) f.e (parents).
Yo when ypu go to the liquor store, can u get me some mike & ikes please.
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The process of going to a gathering but magically disappearing to do something else without saying a word to friends.
Friend 1: Anyone seen Paul, he was here when I went to the bar? Did he Ike out?
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Having sex in the doggystyle position, before the man is about to blow his wad he pulls out and spits on the females back while ejaculating into his own hand, and when she turns around to attempt a kiss, he SMACKS the freshly prepared baby batter on her face, and calls her a bitch.
My girl was crying becuz we were doin it in the shower and i gave her an Ike Turner.
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