ins-troll-gram

The act of disseminating false, misleading or contrived Instagram messages in order to ascertain possible security intrusion or confirm suspected account surveillance.

*Yo! I just scored me some dank gas. *Wanna try it?
✓But you don't do drugs, bro..
*(Yeah, I know. That was an ins-troll-gram...I think my account has been compromised).

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all up ins

adj. (compliment of subject) -
1. characterized by a quality of coolness, usually in describing a person.
abbrv.
2. all up in the house

Coach Z is all up ins

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Dirty Inning

When your partner sticks a finger in your dirty ass that you haven't washed in days.

Chris: dude, we're banging like rabbits and out of nowhere she comes at me like bases loaded, 3 &2, pulls the pitcher jams her finger in my ass and gives me a dirty inning.

John: HaHa, at least I got a clean inning from Jen after I showered the other day.

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cath-er-ine

someone who is extremely lovable by anyone, but especially those named o-liver.

blimey! that cath-er-ine is one sexy minx!

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seventh inning sketch

Leaving a function or gathering abruptly and discreetly in order to perform a sketchy or devious deed.

Brad: This bar is fun and the friends are cool but i'm jonesing for some cocaine
Darren: Well we could perform a seventh inning sketch and return with an eight ball lickety split
Brad:...sweet *pops off an ice cold hang ten*

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7th Inning Stretch

Guy buys a huge log of bologna, cuts a hole in it, then puts it in the microwave for 90 seconds. Then he sexes the hell out of the bologna. Next a girl gives the guy a blowjob while he squirts ketchup and mustard on his shaft. Finally the guy sprinkles crackerjacks all over her and finishes it with a beerhead.

Hey man where have you been, the game is almost over. I was enjoying a 7th Inning stretch with your fat boobied mom.

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"18 Innings" Rule

In baseball circles, a term used to send a short texting. The rule signifies the unwillingness of a spectator/diehard fan to depart from a ballgame before its completion, irrespective of how many innings it may take to do so beyond the standard nine innings of the sport.

Origin of the term is not known, nor the reason for the selection of the number 18, except to simply note the length of two regular games. Potentially, extra innings can extend indefinitely past 18, but it's rare.

A text message by Friend #1 using "18 Innings" Rule:
"Game tonight? 18inn in effect."

Friend #2:
"Can't risk it. Long drive ahead early tomorrow morning... family vacation... but thanks anyway!"

Friend #3:
"I'm game. But will drive separately, just in case."

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