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to do a "Juliet Temko", is to get awkward in public, resulting in farting - obviously and loudly.
"eww do you smell that"
"someone's done a Juliet Temko"
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a book about a horny guy and a slutty grl they find each other at a dance and the guy likes for tits for a 14 year old so he sneaks in her room and they fuk then at the end they die its a dumb book dont read
me: mannnn wats up im readin romeo and juliet
friend: awww fuck no i h8 tat book they fuk to much
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Fingering a wall (typically a balcony wall) as a means of displaying sexual desire towards your love interest.
Often followed by sleeping with them and then killing yourself next to your love.
First seen in the 1968 romance film, Romeo and Juliet.
Girl 1: Are you into that Romeo guy?
Girl 2: No... where would you get that idea?
Girl 1: Because, whenever you see him you start Doing a Juliet... you’ve fingered a hole into your balcony wall.
2 horny teenagers forgot how to human
Person 1: "Who are Romeo + Juliet again?"
Person 2: "Kids during a school fire alarm...."
use your imagination fool....
its liek the alphabet.
theres a b
then theres a j
put the two together
holy shit man you know that chic that gave you an alaskan pipeline?
yea?
what was her name again?
i dont know.
oh
why
huh?
why?
why what?
why do you wanna know about her?
about who?
you fucking idiot, the chic who gives a handy alaskan pipeline.
ohhh right....
well?
well what?
FUCK ME YOU SILLY COCKMUNCHING ASS FUCK
oh right.... yea she gives a good bravo juliet too.
thats it?
yep.
ok get the fuck out of my house
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An abstract spoken method to say Nigger Juice to friends while still remaining unoffensive. Based on the NATO code for the letters N and J.
(White Man): Hey boy pass me some of that November Juliet you're drinking.
(Black Man): Sorry. I'm lazy and collect welfare.
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A movie based on Romeo and Juliet but with gnomes. It is a great movie and I find it to be saucy as well as resplendent. Thanks for reading my definition!
Do you want to watch gnomeo and Juliet
Yeah
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