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Laura is a cat lady who thinks she owns rabbits.
These are cats and not rabbits! You are such a Laura!
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Laura.. She is a funny, out going, kind person. She makes everyone laugh. She does super wacky things, that no one else would do. She is unique but she can lie a lot. People do forgive her but she can do super sly stuff. Even though she does lie and stuff people couldn't stay mad at that face. She is popular and loves to make new friends and everyone loves her and she loves them... And drama. She does super weird things in public that people think is hilarious like farting, burping, hugging people she thinks is her dad and accidentally eating some strangers food. Everyone loves Laura and her smile can light up a room ❤️
Laura is cool
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She will kill anyone in her way and if you offend her you will die a painful death. Also she is lesbian so boys give the fuck up she already has a girlfriend. Ask her on a date and your date to die will be sooner.
guy: i love laura she sexy. laura: you are dead guy: ahhhhhhh laura : finaly he died
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Laura is the ultimative definition of a Milf Hunter. You worried that your best friend would want to fuck you Mom? Your wrong, Laura always wants to fuck your mom. The ultimative milf hunter with the biggest balls you ever see Laura's not only steal your moms' hearts she also fucks your girlfriend way better than you ever could and usually lauras don't even have a dick to begin with.
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Laura is a sexy being who I Love so much. She isn't perfect, she don't need that, she is suficient. Happy Valentine's day love♡(´ •ㅅ• `).
Have a laura in your life. Go.
A Laura is so breathtakingly gorgeous that you’d crawl across a desert of broken glass just to give her a kiss on the cheek. She has the most amazing smile anyone has ever had the pleasure of seeing. Her eyes are big and bright and leave you spellbound. When she enters a room…EVERY…HEAD…TURNS.
Other women’s intelligence, brilliance, and humor pale in comparison to hers. She is one of the most fascinating and intriguing people you will ever meet…she’ll teach you things you never knew. Laura will help you grow as a person if you let her. If you ever find a Laura treat her well, she can have anyone she wants. If she chose you, you should buy a lottery ticket every day because you are the luckiest guy in the world.
I spilled my drink all over the bar when that Laura walked in the door.
Laura is a girl most men try very hard to forget. Unfortunately, some of the best sex was ever had with Laura, making it hard to forget her. Most men that meet a Laura encounter one of two interactions - either she’s running away with all their money, or pounding at their door screaming to be loved. She’s smart enough to cut your ego in two, and self-absorbed enough to keep going in even the most dangerous of situations. Laura’s are the kind of women men write poetry or stories about, hence the 1940 film and 1960s song dedicated to very romantic and alluring Laura’s.
“I guess you thought I was your Laura Palmer, which is why you always expected me to fall apart, and insisted on loving me from afar.”