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1) An unimaginable amount of something; so much of an object, item, or substance that it is so immeasurable it cannot be classified as a fuck ton.
2) A lot more than an 'Ass Load' or 'Shit Ton' or even a regular fuck ton.
A whole fuck ton of people watch Sunday night football, but a metric fuck ton watch the superbowl every year.
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an amount too large to measure
That has got to weigh a metric ass ton
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a unit of measure, usually about a work load
used to legitimize the obscene suggestion that there is a "ton" of work
to use the metric system emphasizes the sheer mass of the workload
Mike: so, u wanna hang out?
Chris: can't. i have a metric shit-ton of homework
Mike: that much? damn.
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Noun: An extremely large amount of something, unto absurdity.
Generally used in hyperbole.
Note: proper usage demands the British spelling of "tonne" becuse the extra letters are also absurd.
Angrybunnyman updates his journal a metric fuck tonne
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when one recieves oral sex from another that weighs roughly a metric ton.
Guy 1: "He hooked up with that fat girl."
Guy 2: "Really? I bet he got himself some metric head."
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An amount exceeding the limit of imagination or, more realistically, greatly exceeding expectations.
I have a nautical metric fuckton of things to do today, I wasn't expecting all of this on my plate.
A unit of measurement, exclusive to Prince Edward Island Canada.
The inside has storage for this kind of stuff...which I've accumulated a metric frig ton of over the years.