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Monking it in

When parking your car, you back into the parking space, rather than pulling into it forwards. Very common for grease monkeys to perform this maneuver, thus, monking it in.

Whether driving a big 4 x 4 or a some type of hot rod, you'll always find a motorhead monking it in.

by bucktownsfinest February 03, 2010


Monk

1) Someone who sacrifices their entire life just to pray

2) A monkey

1) That monk is always praying

2) Le monk 🐵

by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 March 13, 2022


monk-monk

Slang for vagina

DAYUM, Christie needs to shave that monk-monk!

by Lanirova August 27, 2008


Monking

The practice where a venerated wise person or leader (female) is, upon their death, buired for exactly three days. At the end of the third day the body is excavated. Water is pumped into the body via the vagina, and then the juices are allowed to run back out, over the faces of those deemed fit to recieve them. It is thought that by this practice, the knowledge the deceased is passed on to the living.

Tends to be used as an insult - 'yeah, he probably goes monking in his spare time anyway.'

by pringleslid March 25, 2004


Monke

Reject humanity, return to monke

I am a monke

by Woodtaker December 24, 2020


Monke

An internet meme where a monkey is portrayed usually with the phrase "return to monke"

Reject humanity, return to monke

by 1212121217 December 29, 2020


Monked

Psuedonyms at: stoned and monged

Torbay, Devonshire, twang for the state of being under the influence of Ganja to the point of near-coma.

"I had 40 shotties last night. I was monked."

by Goodfoot April 10, 2004