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When your pussy is scared
I got so pussy scared today. Krinkle said “I got a pussy scare”
what you say when you want to 1v1 with someone but they rejects you
man: bro fight me noob i gon' rekt u
man 2: no
man: i bet ur scared get better
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the act of creating from what is available. Make up, assemble or create.
I'm going to scare up a sandwich from whatever is in the refrigerator.
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When you lack faith in the integrity of the door lock to the public restroom you're using, and are so paranoid someone is going to walk in on you that panic causes sphincter muscle contraction, preventing relief of your bowels.
This could actually cause your shit to take even an even more awkwardly long time to complete, when you were hoping you could pull it off like you just ran in there for a pee.
When you eventually do emerge from the restroom, the person on the other side of the door will totes know what you been up to.
Remember to wash your hands afterwards, regardless of your productivity level.
Your hope that screaming "It's occupied" loud enough for the person in the cafe hallway to hear you will spare them from walking in, creating an awkward prison-type situation between you and an eight year old child.
*Rattling of the door handle*
"IT'S OCCUPIED!!!"
*so scared you can't shit, aka being scared shitless*
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When one is so afraid and experiencing so much fear that their scared emotions get all mixed up and the end result is extreme horniness with fearful shaking and or crying. Or, when one is so horny that they find themselves absolutely terrified of everything!
"Claire couldn't stop the shaking in her legs... she didn't know if it was the fear... or the horniness. Yes, there was a murderer in the house, but she hadn't gotten any for a whole day and while she was afraid for her life she had that insatiable lust; there was only one explanation: she was scared horny."
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In gambling, the act of risking a large sum of money in a final attempt to win back your losses
Ryan: Whoa Dan, why don’t you just stop and cut your losses.
Dan: Screw that, I’m just gunna Scare It Back!
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A declaration of a singular lack of fear faced with improbable odds. Must be said in simple Welsh accent.
"The boys said I wouldn't strawpedo a bottle of wine but I no scared."
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