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when you try to fart and a lil shit comes out.
pronounciation: she-art. but really fast, loud, and southernly retarded.
o lord i think i just sharted in my pants.
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\shärt\ n 1 : a fart, or any form of flatulence, in which fecal matter, in any state is released 2 : the physical remnants of a shart
\shärt\ v : the act of sharting - sharted - sharting
1: "What was that?" "A shart." 2: "It smells like shart in here." 3: "I've got to shart!" 4: "I just sharted!" 5: "Yes, that's me, I am sharting."
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When you have to shit really badly and you let out a fart thinking that you'll be ok, but really shit comes out with the fart.
Resulting in ruined underwear and possibly in need of a new pair of pants.
"I didn't make it to the bathroom intime and I sharted."
"Gross."
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When you try to fart, but a bit of shit comes out instead - a "wet fart" (shart = shit + fart). Usually unexpected and always embarrassing, a shart can also create an uncomfortable "wet" sensation where it's least desired.
After sharting my pants, I walked to the bathroom and changed my boxers, trying to keep the impression that nothing had happened.
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When you try to fart and shit your pants.
I know this from the movie Along Came Polly when the guy sharts at the party.
Son of a bitch, I just sharted
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a) halfway between a shit and a fart.
b) a wet fart
c) a fart that smells so bad it could actually be a shit.
Person 1: *farts badly*
Person 2: "Faaaak bru, that was a shart"
"Man I think I just sharted!"
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The horrible thing pugs (and other dogs) do while they sleep.
A wet mess that smells like fish and shit.
Clean up involves lots of soap and hot water applied to his tail, legs, and asshole.
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