that's what she stated

because said is dead, the phrase 'that's what she said' became "that's what she stated". yes its kinda stupid but really funny to say after someone says, "thats what she said."

Guy1"hey dude, i like your shirt"
Guy2"that's what she said"
Girl"That's what she stated!"

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That’s what she said

A joke used when describing something said by a female

Female: that work was insanely hard

Person: That’s what she said😁😁

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That's what she said

1) An expression used when quoting a noteworthy passage by a female writer.

2) An expression akin in meaning to "As the actress said to the bishop", and about as funny too, which is to say not very.

Jake: "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."

Elwood: That's what she said!

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That's What She Said

The gayist joke that man has ever created. Let's just say it got REALLY old REALL fast..

"Man that took forever."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!"
"Hahaha! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!"

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thats what she said

a sexual inuendo, if something can be said in the bedroom but is said in an everyday conversation you can say thats what she said

"it wont fit"
"thats what she said!"

"its too hard"
"thats what she said!"

"just shove it in there"
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

"Stop It!"
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID"
*THWACK*
"ow that hurt"
"thats what she said"

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that's what she said

You are wasting your time reading this.....Go open your books and study something.

Ok I got it....That's what she said.

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thats what she said

A phrase, added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, that creates a funny and often obscene joke

DUDE< hurry up and eat that sub

chill out, its not like i can get it all in at once

thats what she said!

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