shimmying arm tits

The excess arm lard on a massive person or commeon folk. When they start to move the lard on their arm starts shimmying like wild tits.

Arnold wanted to holler at lisa, but then she took off her sweater and revealed her tank top. As she was walking the wind and her sudden movements made it clear that she had shimmying arm tits...

Arnold still wanted to holler since he wanted to suck Lisas shimmying arm tits.

Arnold is grimy.

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Modified Elevator Shimmy

Alternating up-and-down hand motions on the back of another person in a face-to-face romantic encounter. While one hand moves upwards the other hand moves downwards, unlike the elevator shimmy, where both hands caress up or down at the same time.

Eric: Hey man, any luck tonight?

Mike: Just a modified elevator shimmy.

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Shimmy Ya Jimmy

The meaning of this word is innuendo for a blow job , hand job ,or casual intercourse or sex

I asked jhonny if I could Shimmy Ya Jimmy

Dirty South Shimmy

Dancing like a moron while trying to impress ugly girls during a fire drill

Look at Drew workin it over there doin the Dirty South Shimmy

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shimmy up the mule

to try something which won't do you no good -- it ain't a boy or a girl so you get nothing outta doin' it. May as well jack your own hammer.

having a crush on a happily married but very hot teacher

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White Boy Shimmy

A move by Caucasian males wherein there shall be absolutely no movement of the hips or correct rhythm. Usually involves bouncing up and down and snapping the fingers to the offbeat. If performed while dancing with a woman, the male in question might as well be standing on her shoes there is that much lack of personal space. Partner dancing usually involves panting and/or groping.

That guy only knows one dance move, the White Boy Shimmy.

Yeah Sarah and Travis did the White Boy Shimmy for a while last night. She gave up after he stepped on her so many times.

Damn that's a fine White Boy Shimmy you got there.

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shimmy up the mule

1. Doing something pointless.
2. The term shimmy means to dance shaking from the shoulders. A mule is another word for donkey Aka ass. It literally means dancing with an ass. In modern lingo means dancing with a phat ass bitch.
3. Also refers to masterbating. Sometimes fantasizing about donkeys.

Tyler was feeling lonely so he desided to shimmy up the mule.
When I go out to clubs I shimmy up the mule.

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