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shiny shit

Adjective Preston slang for that "devil may care" attitude

Use of shiny glamourises the shit and raises the level of merely 'Giving a shit'

"You weren't at lectures today and missed some important work"

Reply "I don't give a shit! In fact, I don't give a shiny shit"

by Foregone Conclusion July 30, 2006

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Shiny Faced

When you perform oral sex on a girl then ejaculates on your face leaving it shiny aftermath.

Angel: So i was totally eating out Erika and then she totally basted all over my face!

Yun: Nice, looks you got shiny faced.

by mickenzie92 April 11, 2010

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Shiny Trombone

A rusty trombone wherein the recipient of analingus and a reacharound concludes by urinating rather than ejaculating.

James drank a large quantity of coffee early in the morning, so his anticipated rusty trombone instead became a shiny trombone.

by timpanum September 20, 2014

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Shiny Hunter

A common term within the Pokemon community who actively searches for shiny Pokemon, rather than just happening by them.
Shiny Hunters, myself included, will utilize multiple strategies and methods to maximize their odds of finding a shiny. Most of the time, that "method" involves pressing the same fucking buttons over and over for hours for a Pokemon that gives no advantages. The only special fucking thing about shiny Pokemon is that they're a different color. That's it.
Shiny Hunters face scrutiny for doing the same thing for hours, days, weeks, even years at a time for a goddamn Mewtwo to be green instead of purple. Many non Shiny Hunters are confused by the notion of Shiny Hunting, as it seems like a waste of time, and a quick self-analysis would show that they're probably too impatient to get into shiny hunting, anyways. However, most Shiny Hunters came from that group of people, and eventually became so numb to bullshit RNG that they mindlessly turn their game on and off over and over like it's no big deal.

"Is the author of the Shiny Hunter definition actually a Shiny Hunter?"
"That's what I heard. Apparently they spent 7 months soft resetting their game 15,532 times for a shiny Nihilego."
"What a fucking loser."

by BooBooKeys March 2, 2021

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Shiny Tables?

noun. a slang for getting high, specifically on marijuana. Sometimes used while talking in front of your parents so they won't know what your talking about. Originated while high (we were talking about a door, i forgot and so i asked "so uh...shiny tables or what?" then we laughed and i went to cartoon world.)

"wanna come to my house for shiny tables?"
"Shiny tables or what?" "Hell yeah!"

by RackTheJipper April 4, 2010


Shiny dick

When u somebody is performing a bj on ur dick with lipgloss and the lipgloss stains the dick

Fuck iโ€™ve got a shiny dick from .her(him/them)

by Epicureanhoe December 29, 2021


Shiny Hunters

People who have nothing better to do than spend countless days searching for one different colored Pokemon.

Random Guy: Hey I wanna be a shiny hunter what do you think?
Shiny Hunters: My condolences

by Your mom is on my dick March 20, 2022