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A bitchy overprotective 40-something asswipe with 2.5 kids and a big ass fucking van.
Soccer moms need to get fucked in the ass
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Usually refers to a white middle aged female. She is either divorced or quickly on her way to being divorced because no self respecting man will put up with her very long. She realizes that although she tries desperately to be everything from super house wife and super mother to super business exec- that she can do none of these things good so she needs a man.... but can't keep one. She is usually on the prowl for a new fake dad to help raise her brood of children from all of her failed relationships with men who have kicked her to the curb.
She usually self medicates herself, trying to drown out her soul calling her a failed prostitute as she shuttles her tribe of bastard children from activity to activity in a minnie van or SUV that is entirely to big for her to drive safely. Said vehicle may or may not be financed by a current or former significant other (victim), just as is her crumbling lifestyle which constantly reminds her that her time is running out.
She tries to dress and act like women half her age but can't quite pull that look off anymore. But does it anyway and looks foolish except when in a pack of others like her.
Many of this ilk often end up cold and alone. Even their plethora of fatherless offspring usually leave them in search of sanity and the promise of normalcy.
Man at a bar says to another- "Sorry I'm late bro. Some man hunting fat assed soccer mom with a bunch of kids in aS.M.A.Vcrashed me on the way over. What a dumb cunt".
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Soccer moms usually are 40 year old ladys-- excuse me, whores who got knocked up by some douchebag. Most of the time they sign they're litle 12 year old kids to comunity center soccer legues, so they're rooms are filled with plastic trophies that kid doesn't care about. Soccer moms also have organizations that heavly support groups such as: RIAA, ESRB, Parental Advisory, Peta, Green-Peace and "WWF." Because of this support many things have been restricked from young audiences.
Soccer moms also drive shity SUV vehicles like Dodge Caravan's and Mercury, and what you will usually find in those cars are sports equipement, toys and other lame stuff.
If a poor child in Africa is starving to death blame it on the soccer mom down the street.
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An extremely offensive term for a female yuppie. She drives a mini-van or an SUV with a cell phone in one hand and a Starbucks in the other while watching a DVD player and turning around to talk to her kids in the back. She has an income large enough to vote for Hillary Clinton or some other liberal swine without worrying about having to pay the taxes, because she can shelter the money. She names her daughters Madison or Taylor or Spencer or Cassidy.
Chadwick is a soccer mom. She swears at the referee.
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Woman, normally 30-50, white, Always a Christian, kids are normally home-schooled due to secular filth telling them that you can be happy. If the kids go to public school they are beaten up regulary. Hates anything that can be violent, pornogreaphic, anti-jesus, or homosexual (a.k.a everything.) Enimies include The internets, Green Day, and any good form of Entertainment.
Me: *Listens to Green Day*
Soccer Mom: Why are you listening tho that unsaved trash, you are polluting my kids minds.
Me: Guess what I'm Gay! (always a good replent on these bitches)
*Soccer Mom flees*
Me: Stupid bloke.
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Upper-middle class caucaisian north american women. They drive large gas guzzling SUVs and think that their kids are better than anything in the universe and won't make any mistake. ever.
they are the reason nobody can have fun anymore because of safety regulations and why everyone is super insecure. they are often passive agressive and have a hard time saying no or discipling their childeren this results in their children having no self esteem.
We MUST destroy all soccer moms
Sheryll is a soccer mom, look at her new Chevy Suburban and her kids Brenden and Preston.
A suburban,(white, 95% of the time) middle-class mom who drives a mini-van and has usually 2-4 kids. She holds mostly conservative political views, and is unemployed. She spends her day watching daytime television, and/or grocery shopping for her family. She gets all her money from her husband. She usually is semi-religious and often shelters her children. Her other duties consist of dropping off and picking up her children from soccer practice, and other sports or activities. She also gets overly-involved in her children's school, being an active member of the PTA. She is exactly what makes suburban life so dull.
A woman who is way too overprotective and involved in her children's lives is a soccer mom.
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