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a gang of students from Esher College who "frolic amongst the couches" listening to cheesy pop on the telly. Consists of the coach cru, croydon cru and busted cru bu most importantly the fun cru who are the best and therefore hated by the most jealous, boring sofa cru members.
"*tut* you're SO immature Aiden/Lorna"
"he wasnt CHRISTENED Boris!"
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when some one shoves there penis into a sofa as a form of masterbation,
"did you hear about joe morris", "no what ?", " he told me that he shaggs his sofa every night" haha what a sofa shagger
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This is the term used to describe Drew in Taylor Swift's song "Teardrops on my Guitar." Otherwise known as a lazy and ridiculous way of saying "so funny."
Drew talks to me. I laugh cause he's just sofa-knee.
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The male version of a pillow princess. Like a pillow princess, a sofa king can be straight, bi, or gay. Both pillow princesses and sofa kings are selfish in bed.
Louise: I was interested in Kevin until I found out he was a sofa king. I don’t mind being on top, but I would never be with a guy who doesn’t eat me out.
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A party formed in the year 2010 to raise the issues of sex and how it could be much cleaner and accepted.
'Vote for The SOFA Party'
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Fishing inside a couch for random things. Often played by Earl Pickles & his grandson Nelson Wolfe. Crazy things happen when you Sofa Fish. TRY IT!
Earl: Hey Nelson, let's go Sofa Fishing today!
Nelson: Oh boy I love Sofa Fishing!
Earl: OK, let's see what we catch.
Nelson: Sofa Fishing forever! It's so fun!
Earl: Rock on buddy! (slaps a high five)
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A group of 'm8s' who hang around shitty sofas all lunch time due to boredom overload at college. Try to have a laff but that is sumtimes spoilt by certain ppl whu claim that the fun ppl have caused a 'divide' in the so-called-group! Do we care? no...get happy or bugger off!
"Who's on th sofas?"
"Oh Shit its that song AGAIN"
"Aiden and Lorna...u r the most hated ppl EVER" erm yer woteva ;)
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