stock market

the greatest thing on earth. you own shares of companies and buy -low sell-high to make a profit.

I'm addicted to the stock market.

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blue stocking

is a old slang term for business women i.e. secretaries, journalists, creative thinkers. started in europe around 1400

a group of blue stockings gathered together with all persons, in mentaly stimulating conversation.

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Meme stock

Sure! A meme stock is any security that has a positive sentiment while being naked shorted by hedge funds. The positive sentiment is bad for the hedge funds, which drives corrupt media to use the word 'meme' to turn away potential investors, which is bordering on market manipulation and poor financial advice.

“Don’t invest in these meme stocks. The companies naked shorting them cut my check “ said by the mainstream media

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cock stock

Cockasians Incorporated is a company owned and run exclusively by UMBC Scrats. The only real income that this company generates is from selling other peoples' property on Ebay for outrageous deals.

Cockasians Incorporated has been recognized by the NYSE (New York Stock Exchange) and goes by the ticker symbol 'cock'.

"Invest in some cold refreshing Cock Stock."

"Cock is rising! Buy cock, damnit!"

"That chap over there is getting cock! He must know something we don't. Quick, everyone get cock! Don't stop until you have cock coming out your ears!"

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b stock

adj; noun

1. Products that are often not new, but could be in first class condition and/or that have been returned opened but not damaged. Usually on a 'first come, first serve' basis.

3. A girl that's not new and fresh, but neither is she damaged goods.

1. Damn dude, check out the deals I can score on this b stock merch.

2. Sometimes you just gotta pick up a girl off the b stock shelf.

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Stock the pond

Hiring attractive female employees to a sales team in order to promote high morale and productivity as well as customer service.

Manager: good employees are quitting left and right, what can we do?
HR dept: we can always stock the pond. Typically good sales people (men) will stick around when they work with eye candy.

Manager: great idea but no fat chicks

three stock

(Super Smash Bros.) noun

When you defeat your opponent in a three stock game with all of your lives left (a three stock)

"Dude! I destroyed that kid. Did you see? I three stocked him with K. Rool!"