When you can't afford a pedicure and you really need one, you put your foot in the toilet and flush multiple times until your foot is smooth and soft as a baby's bottom.
I spent all my money at BeerFest so I had to give myself a foot swirly before my best friends beach wedding.
When you give someone a swirly as you have sex with them, either holding down the seat, pushing them directly, or using the leverage you have from behind to keep them down.
"Bro did you hear?, some of the dudes at the frat house got arrested!"
"Yeah man they were having a pig party and one of the girls drowned when her date ended up swirly fucking her too long."
The product of two gay men “swirling” thier sperm together, and place it into a surrogate. The baby would hence be called a swirly boy.
‘This gay couple has a swirly boy, I wonder if we could tell who’s sperm that child came from.”
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to fuck a woman while shes mensturating (having a period)
hey fuckface
what
have you had a strawberry swirly
no but i have had a strawberry
you are so twatiotic
i know
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A swirly boy is a turbo-charged car and has a nice blow off.
Did you see Matt's new Focus ST it has a big ol' swirly boy on it!
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the act of soaking someones head in the toilet while it is flushed while it still has piss in it.
He got a yellow swirly.
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When you shove a womans head in the toilet and take her from behind.
Last night I took a bitch in a bathroom and gave her a swirly slam.
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