the second to lst day of birthday week; the day of complete awesomeness
girl 1: "who's ready for summer?!?!!!"
girl 2: "you mean 'who's ready for june 24th?!?!?!'"
44đź‘Ť 25đź‘Ž
if you are born on this day (specifically in 2004 in dublin and have the last name foley) you are the most amazing thing that could happen to someone. anyone who is lucky enough to get you should keep you. you are really handsome and tall and have amazing skills and talents. you’re super sweet and kind and caring and you’re most likely the therapist friend as you have been through a lot yourself and want to help others and fix their problems. you don’t deserve what you’ve been through at all you deserve the best and more. I hope some day someone gives it to u and you’ll be truly happy. People born on this day usually find someone just as broken around the age 16 and they’d mend each other slowly as much as they can. Very commonly bisexual as well! they light up the room when they walk in and cheer people up easily and always try their hardest to.
person one: wow that guy with the second name foley and born in dublin on 24th February is so hot
zofie: back off he’s mine
11đź‘Ť 4đź‘Ž
Hey can you get me a fucking present
Hey get me a fucking present
Like a kiss
October 24th
19đź‘Ť 9đź‘Ž
Make out with your lover and keep doing ok until they tell you to stop.
Hey babe, come here *starts making out with her*. (A few hours later) ok baby stop, why did you do that in the first place???
Babe it is September 24th!
5đź‘Ť 1đź‘Ž
If you were born on November 24th and your name is Casen Triffileti then you smell like cheesy and have back hair that you can cut off to make cheese and you have cheese earwax
Haha Casen you smell like cheese because you were born on November 24th
5đź‘Ť 1đź‘Ž
The saddest day ever. Freddie Mercury passed on this day.
Why are you crying?
Bc it’s November 24th.
5đź‘Ť 1đź‘Ž
National “smack a bitch if needed” day. If anyone tries anything to you, make sure to beat the shit out of them EXTRA hard. Remember, it’s self defense.
Stay safe <3
Someone: “Hey we should hang out on April 24th... It’s national ra-”
You: “-Oh you mean April 24th? That’s national smack a bitch if needed day, and guess what? You’re the bitch.”
And then you smack the hell out of them <3
5đź‘Ť 1đź‘Ž