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an unscrupulous lawyer who instigates accident victims to file cases so that s/he can get business from them.
The lawyer is actually an accident chaser.
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when considering something a "trainwreck" just doesnt fit the act. Ridiculous, yet on a much smaller scale.
The ride home from AC was nothing short of a sidecar accident.
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1) Ejaculate that ends up in an undesirable location, typically as a result of masturbation. For example, on a keyboard, laptop, computer monitor, a pet. May cause damage and will always require unpleasant cleanup.
2) A horrible person whose conception is viewed as an tragic accident. Usually a total motherfucker and a douchebag and usually a male.
Implies that their father's semen should not have come in contact with his mother's egg for the better good of humanity. Example: Adolf Hitler.
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"I just had a major jizz accident. My keyboard is soaked in cum".
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"Donald Trump's dad should have pulled out"
- "Yeah, he's such a jizz accident".
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a Jawbreaker song. In my opinion one of their best songs and definitely one of their darkest. The type of song that can reduce anyone to tears.
Person A: I feel like listening to accident prone by Jawbreaker
Person B: Yeah, that song makes me
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when someone mispronounces a single word or transposes letters/sounds within a statement, it is known as the flute accident.
orign: A buddy was telling a story on "fluke" accidents, but instead said "flute" accidents. Thus, "Flute Accident/Accidents" was born.
Guy 1: So I was just about to go to the bathroom and pay with my plenis and...
Friend 1/Friend 2: FLUTE ACCIDENT!!!
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A mechanism for claiming a cryptocurrency loss. It was originally a joke made by gun enthusiasts who "sadly lost all of their guns in a tragic boating accident", but has been repurposed by Bitcoiners. It is often used in other contexts - for anything you don’t want the government to know you have.
I would normally have to pay taxes, but "I lost my Bitcoin in a boating accident", so I'm declaring a loss instead.
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