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GOD Giarc you really ripped a loud ASS BURP last night in your sleep!
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All those bean burritos from Taco Bell gave me the butt burps!
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the expulsion of air that sounds like a burp when you're pounding a female with your meat wand.
i was asshammering this chick and her knees gave out, it put me right in position and she ass burped so loud i think i lost a few pubes.
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An emission or expulsion of air from the vagina that may occur during or after sexual intercourse or (less often) during other sexual acts, stretching or exercise.
The sound is somewhat comparable to flatulence from the anus but does not involve waste gases and thus often has no specific odor associated. Slang terms for vaginal flatulence include vart, queef.
Your mom just reached over and cunt burped, it sounded wet.
Like blowing your noise in a handkerchief.
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Answering a question with a burp, usually a stupid one, something that requiers a long explanation or when you just don't feel like answering.
Also you can include the phrase "That was my answer" to enphasise your response.
- What's the time?
- "Burrrrppp (Burp Answer)". That was my answer.
- Are you going to pick me up later?
- "BUUUUURRPPP"(Burp Answer). That was my answer.
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Any burp inbetween the time period of when someone gives a blowjob to when they brush their teeth.
Mark: I was laying next to my gf after she gave me a blowjob and realized she dicked burped on me
Justin: Gross. Dick Burp.
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An excuse one uses when a fart is let out during or after the act of sexual intercourse
Joe: "hey Kristal was that you farting?"
Kristal: "No Joe, it was a Bed Burp!"