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1. To be an out and out champion bloke. Often the life of the party and the one with the best jokes and stories. That is, like your favourite Uncle.
2. A name used to describe a regular visitor of strip joints. The strippers know him so well, and are comfortable with him, that he is some what like an Uncle.
3. Someone that is a borderline alcoholic, often waking up in odd places and having minimal recollection of the night before.
1. When walking into a party, make the annoucement: "this shit is about to get real, Uncle Muzz is here!"
2. Stripper: "UNCLE MUZZ! Just the usual?"
Person being address: "Yes thanks darlin'"
3. Person: "I can't remember a thing from last night, and I woke up in the bathroom of a retirement village"
Person's friend: "Good one Uncle Muzz."
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An increasingly popular nickname for Kanye West as he continues to sell out, becoming increasingly servile to a white supremacist president by agreeing to theoretically siphon off some of the young African American vote for Joe Biden.
Look, there goes Uncle Kanye huggin’ on the Bigot in Chief again, he’s even got a line of chic but ugly hats styled after 45’s weird yellow combover!
The name of the restaurant in Orland Park IL that is part of the Uncle Julio's Mexican Restaurant chain. Known by Coolio's because 85 percent of the clientele looks like the rapper Coolio.
Hey Pat you want to head up to Uncle Coolio's today? No Tom, I don't feel like getting shot again. Let's go to Mama Maria's instead
An Asian person who validates negative stereotypes for laughs or recognition from the white man. Similar to an "uncle tom."
"Ching chong I can cook cat fa ra ra" - an Uncle Chan talking to a white man.
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A comedic character, played by Nigel Ng, Uncle Roger critiques food videos, showing his disappointment, with "haiya", and his approval with "fuiyoh". He covers many East Asian stereotypes as a middle aged Cantonese uncle, and has an ex-wife named Auntie Helen.
Did you see Uncle Roger's new fried rice video? It looked fuiyoh.
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The "Bad Uncle" is the uncle that the kids love - but the parents maybe not so much. He's a good guy and all, but to your parents he knows way too much about the shady side of life. What the kids love and the parents hate is that he's only too happy to share his knowledge and stories with those who ask and he's always willing to help you out of trouble. This is most likely because he inspired you to get into this particular trouble and you because you didn't listen - you did it wrong.
He's the one that won't bootleg for the kids, but he'll let them know how to get it without him. He teaches them how to pick up girls, hang out in strip clubs without looking like a douche and when you need to talk about stuff that you can't go to Daddy with - you go to the Bad Uncle.
Bad Uncle is also the guy who you need to worry about when it comes to his girls. The girls Daddy might talk tough and all, but the Bad Uncle will fuck you up if you hurt his niece.
Nephew: Uncle Jezza, me and some friends just got picked up by the cops for drinking - what do I do?
Bad Uncle: Wait there don't say anything and I'll be there in 10 minutes. Don't call your Dad.
Niece: Oh Uncle... I met this great guy last night he's so nice...
Bad Uncle: Uh huh........ Yeah I'm going to need to meet him. Did he try anything?
Niece: No of course not.... Like I said - he's niiiccccee.
Bad Uncle: I've told you since you were 5 minutes old - Never trust the nice ones cause you don't know what you're getting. I'd rather you meet a prick because then I know what I'm dealing with.
If you want to see him again - I'm going to meet him first.
Niece: But Uncle...
Bad Uncle: But nothing... and if he hurts you they'll just never find the body
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