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The major result obtained pursuant to the consumption of just about every libido-boosting, life-prolonging, vitality-enhancing magical pill force advertised to ignorant consumers everywhere.
Cost me five-hundred bucks for a three months supply of PeNiS-max--all it did was give me expensive urine, and it stunk too...
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The act of masturbating or rubbing/cranking one out at the urinal.
It was a busy day at work, luckily I had enough time for a ole urinal jack!!!
Wake up with half chub, need to pee, too much pressure, short curly in pee hole blocking the exit
I missed first hour due to my dirty urine splitter I left in my girlfriends parents master bathroom.
When a women straddles the toilet taking an enormous hot log while her gentleman friend urinates powerfully into her asshole removing any remaining fecal matter, like a bidet toilet.
My girlfriend indulged in an huge smothered green chile burrito and I had to give her a urine bidet to clean that nasty stank out.
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Peeing on a chick's Face for amusement
R. Kelly dished out some impressive Urine Therapy on that video
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One of those pink urinal deodouriser cakes found at the bottoms of many types of urinals.
Rick, please don't eat the urinal mints!!! I hear that they taste horrible!!!
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unwritten rules when in a public restroom
1. leave a "buffer zone" in between you and someone else whenever possible.
2. No talking to another dude while urinating and always look STRAIGHT ahead.
(there is NO reason to look anywhere else)
3. if there is a waiting line do not go past the end of the stalls to avoid overcrowding the dude in front of you.
4. Try not to make direct eye contact with other people unless it is nessacary. no one wants to talk to you in there.
5. it is OK to fart
6. It is alright to laugh when you can "hear" someone in the stall. It is also alright to comment when the air isn't fit to breathe in there.
WOw, some dude just took the dump of his life in there, must have had TACO BELL.
he didnt use urinal etiquette
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