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a combination of something both totally and serious. totes cereal is a LA based phenomenon.
ryan: "alex is such a crack-mess monster."
yuni: "totes cereal."
An awkward way to say "totally" when trying to act cool.
Coined in the 2009 film "I Love You, Man"
Guy #1: Hey, we watching the game at my place tonight?
Guy #2: Yeah. Totally. Totes magotes, man.
Guy #1: ..Nevermind.
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this is when someone is holding a grudge, or is upset with you for some apparent reason and not talking to you. They are said to be toting feelings.
"Wa wrong with you? You still vex?! Doh be tote feelings nah"
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to cup ones scrotum with ones hand and walk briskly, typically performed whilst shopping for stuff to adorn said scrot (i.e. tassles, beads or jewels)
Larry: "please ask your mom to assist me as I tote the scrote this afternoon at the dollar general store"
Clark: "why I oughta"
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adj. Abbreviation of "Totally Adorable." Used when one sees something that causes squealing, clapping and overall giddyness due to something being of extreme cuteness and/or adorableness.
Aw omg! The kitties in the pet shop are totes adorbs!
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Bianca: "Lets all go out after the test!"
Craig: "Totes Mcgotes! I'm so down!"
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The best of the best! A phrase that combines voices of the past("totally gnarley"), the present ("totes") and the future (because it sounds like some shit Spock would say!) Not to be used lightly or over used. If it is not the best, it is not...totes gnar.
Joe: " So her AND her sister were all over me @ the party...then, when I was done with them, they fell asleep....And I boned their hot mom!! "
Tony: "That...is....Totes Gnar!!!"