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Tugging is a term for masturbation and the crank is a penis.
Can also be used as "tugging his crank, tugging the crank, tugging my crank, etc."
If my old lady don't start putting out, I'm gonna start tugging on the crank.
Nancy prefers tugging on the crank over screwing.
Larry got caught tugging on the crank again in the restroom and faces another lewd conduct charge.
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A handjob received whilst on Adderall
Jacob popped an addy and decided a turtle tug was more important than his studies
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Giving yourself a feverish, orgasmic wank job in the shower, pool, lake or other body of water.
Carl woke with a rigid case of morning wood. Rather than rubbing one out in bed, he hopped in the shower for a wet tug.
Dan was swimming at his grandma's assisted living center pool and the geriatric water aerobics class was too much to watch so he swam to the deep end for a quick wet tug.
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Asian massage parlor that also offers hand jobs for an additional charge.
Juan and I went to the local rub & tug for a quick hand job from Chun-Li.
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Guy watching Pornhub during a lecture and his headphones aren't plugged in all the way and the whole class starts laughing.
"Don't act like you guys don't tug the chicken too."
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When a male gets jerked off using honey instead of lubricant.
"Hey sweetie, I ran out of lube!"
"Really? I have some honey downstairs in the kitchen....Would you like me to give you a honey tug instead?"
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A boy who likes to tug his todger a lot is a tugging machine
He may be referred to as a "machine" because of his systematic ability to wack one out when his winky tells him
jeff has a serious problem....he's a tugging machine
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